1 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:53,080 Hi, hi, hi, hi. 2 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:57,620 I'm X Ray Cat. I've got super powers. 3 00:00:57,690 --> 00:01:02,130 I can see through wooden doors with my X-ray vision. 4 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:04,560 I can see the criminal on the other side. 5 00:01:04,630 --> 00:01:07,160 He can't see me, and he's committing crime. 6 00:01:07,230 --> 00:01:10,300 I come along and say, "I can see you!" He says, "You can't see me." 7 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,870 I say, "Yes, I can with my... doo-doo-doo-doo... 8 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,910 "X Ray... doo-doo-doo-doo... 9 00:01:16,970 --> 00:01:19,010 X Ray Cat." 10 00:01:19,070 --> 00:01:22,380 "You can't get me! You can't get me!" "Yes, I can. Yes, I can. 11 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,750 Doo-doo-doo-doo. Yes, I can." 12 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:27,550 See... the bananas? 13 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:31,120 I know a banana who applied for a job as a telephone repairman. 14 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:34,320 Guy came and said, "You want job here?" 15 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:36,390 He said, "Yeah, I wanna get a job as a telephone repairman." 16 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:40,360 He said, "You got the job! You got the job, buddy!" 17 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:42,470 Then the beavers came. 18 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:45,500 The beaver started yelling at other beaver. 19 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:51,510 The beaver started yelling. He said, "You stupid beaver! 20 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,910 You stupid!" 21 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:18,130 Bye, Gord! Good luck! 22 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:36,550 Hey! Get off that skateboard! 23 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:39,460 ♪ Too many problems Oh, why am I here ♪ 24 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,590 ♪ I need to be me 'cause you're all too clear ♪ 25 00:02:42,660 --> 00:02:45,560 ♪ And I can see there's something wrong with you ♪ 26 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:45,560 I'm calling the cops! 27 00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:48,430 ♪ But what do you expect me to do ♪ 28 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:51,830 ♪ At least I gotta know what I wanna be ♪ 29 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:56,170 ♪ Don't come to me if you need pity ♪ 30 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,470 ♪ Are you lonely You got no one ♪ 31 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:02,180 ♪ You got your body in suspension ♪ 32 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,010 ♪ That's no problem ♪ 33 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,750 ♪ Problem ♪ 34 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:11,420 ♪ Problem The problem is you ♪ 35 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,700 ♪ Eat your heart out on a plastic tray ♪ 36 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:35,710 ♪ Problem ♪ 37 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,780 ♪ Problem ♪ 38 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:43,250 ♪ Problem The problem is you ♪ 39 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:49,960 Gordy, honey, I'm so sad you're leaving. 40 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:53,100 Why are you moving to Los Angeles to work in a cheese factory? 41 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,500 I'm not going to Hollywood just to work in a cheese sandwich factory. 42 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:59,540 I'm going to shop my drawings. I'm gonna be a famous animator like Charles Schultz. 43 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,970 - You're gonna be fine. - No, I'm gonna be like Charles Schultz. 44 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,610 That's my boy! Confidence! 45 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:07,140 You're a big man now. You got a job. 46 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:09,680 Goddamn real job, Gord. 47 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,450 You finally gave up on those stupid doodlings. 48 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,580 They're not stupid. They're not stupid. 49 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:17,450 Whatever, son. At least you're gettin' out of Daddy's basement. 50 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,120 Shh, shh. He has a very nice job. 51 00:04:20,190 --> 00:04:23,660 Look at our little baby boy's all grown up. You come here. 52 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:27,360 - Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, stop it. - Baby, baby. 53 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:29,370 Stop it. Mom, I'm a 28-year-old man. 54 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:32,400 - Hey, baby. You're a 28-year-old man! Ooo! 55 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,660 Yeah, I'm a 28-year-old man. 56 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:37,930 My bus is about to leave. 57 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:42,270 So I'm gonna get on it, and I'm gonna leave... on it. 58 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:45,000 - Son, wait! - What? 59 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:47,010 You're not taking that bus to Los Angeles. 60 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:52,680 You bought me a ticket on this bus to Los Angeles. 61 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,580 That's not all he bought you. 62 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,460 There. It's yours. Hop in. 63 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:10,300 Come on. You're drivin'. 64 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,300 It's a Le Baron. 65 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:16,540 You bet your boots it's a Le Baron. Good Car. Convertible. 66 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,070 Geez, a convertible. 67 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:25,010 It says " I'm the number-one son. 68 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,310 What about me, Mom? 69 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:29,780 You're number-one son too. 70 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:32,250 How come Gord gets a Le Baron and I don't? 71 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:36,220 - It's 'cause they love me more than they love you. - No, no, they don't! 72 00:05:36,290 --> 00:05:38,560 I only see one Le Baron, Freddy. 73 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,530 - I don't see two Le Barons. - Gordy. 74 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:46,770 -Hey, knock it off! -Where's your Le Baron, Freddy? -Boys, boys. 75 00:05:46,830 --> 00:05:49,600 - How many Le Barons? Are there two Le Barons? - Shut up! 76 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:55,510 Gord, this car is more than a gift. 77 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:58,580 It's kind of an investment in you. 78 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,310 It means, "I believe in my son." 79 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:03,920 You be a good man. 80 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:07,090 Father, I will be a good man. 81 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:10,520 You make your daddy proud. You hear me? 82 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:13,790 I'm gonna make you proud, Daddy. 83 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:15,990 I'm gonna make you so proud! 84 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:19,500 You make your daddy proud. 85 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:22,070 You're gonna be so proud. 86 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:24,170 Proud? 87 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,670 Proud! 88 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:32,080 Get the fuck outta the way! 89 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:39,520 Well, 90 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:42,490 the boy's grown up. 91 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:46,260 He's finally gone. 92 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:49,030 Ya-hoo! 93 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:53,070 Ya-hoo! 94 00:06:59,910 --> 00:07:03,180 ♪ Here in my car I feel safest of all ♪ 95 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:06,580 ♪ I can lock all my doors It's the only way to live ♪ 96 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:10,020 ♪ In cars ♪ 97 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,690 ♪ Here in my car I can... ♪ 98 00:07:16,690 --> 00:07:18,720 What are you doin' to that horse? 99 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:22,360 This is a stud farm, boy. 100 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:25,300 - Don't climb that fence. You can't come over here. - I wanna try the horsey. 101 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:29,640 Oh, oh, oh, this is fun! Look at me, Daddy! I'm a farmer. 102 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:33,940 Oh, this is fun! Look at me, Daddy! I'm a farmer. 103 00:07:34,010 --> 00:07:38,810 I'm a farmer, Daddy. Whoo! 104 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,150 - I'm a farmer! - Get the hell out of here! 105 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,920 I'm really proud of that kid. 106 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:49,020 Yeah, I think he's all grown up. 107 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,230 ♪ Whether I'm right ♪ 108 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:02,570 ♪ Or whether I'm wrong ♪ 109 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:07,810 ♪ Whether I find the place in this world or never belong ♪ 110 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,450 ♪ I gotta be me ♪ 111 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:17,280 ♪ I gotta be me ♪ 112 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:24,060 ♪ What else can I be but what I am ♪ 113 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,360 ♪ I want to live ♪ 114 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:31,600 ♪ Not merely survive ♪ 115 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:39,670 ♪ And I won't give up this dream of life that keeps me alive ♪ 116 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,210 ♪ I gotta be me ♪ 117 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:48,550 ♪ I gotta be me ♪ 118 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:51,780 ♪ Daring to try To do it or die ♪ 119 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:55,850 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪ 120 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,260 ♪ I've gotta be free ♪ 121 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,260 Look at me! 122 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,730 I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy! 123 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:04,000 Ding-dong! Ding-dong! 124 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:09,470 Ding-dong, ding-dong. Ding-dong, ding-dong. 125 00:09:09,530 --> 00:09:14,540 Ding-dong, ding-dong. Ding-dong. 126 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:16,810 That's lunch, everyone. Back in 45 minutes. 127 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,910 Hey, you guys leaving? 128 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:29,990 Can I help you? 129 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,390 Excuse me? Can I help you? Excuse me! 130 00:09:33,460 --> 00:09:35,390 It's okay. I'm here with the bag. 131 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:37,360 - The bag? - The bag for the eels. 132 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:39,630 - What? - For the badger. 133 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:43,940 What? 134 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,810 - Hey, hey! What are you talking about? - It's okay. 135 00:09:46,870 --> 00:09:49,070 - Are you here for delivery? - Japan Four. 136 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:51,010 What? 137 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,080 Japan Four? 138 00:09:56,950 --> 00:09:59,680 I brought the package you guys ordered. 139 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,790 Wait, who's it for? 140 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:04,860 It's smudged. I can only make out... "boss." 141 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:08,030 - Mr. Davidson? - Ah... Davidson? 142 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:11,030 - Dave. - Dave Davidson! Yeah, Dave Davidson. 143 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,430 That part was really smudged, okay? 144 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,630 You said "Dave Davidson." Then it triggered it in my brain. 145 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,040 Before I didn't see it, but then you said it, it triggered in my brain. 146 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:20,070 - He's the head guy? - Yes. 147 00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:24,640 If you wanted to get a TV show based upon your animations, he's the guy you would talk to? 148 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:27,480 - Yes! - And he has brown hair? 149 00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:29,780 - Blond. - Blond. Blond hair! 150 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:32,220 I'm looking for someone who's blond. Blond hair! 151 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,590 Are you a blond? Are you a blond? 152 00:10:34,650 --> 00:10:38,360 - The blond? - He's at lunch, so I'll take the package. 153 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:41,290 - He's at lunch? - Mm-hmm. 154 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,260 His wife is dead! 155 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:48,370 - What? Linda? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, Linda. 156 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,470 - She's dead. I should tell him. - My God. 157 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:53,370 - Probably best that I tell him. - Who are you? 158 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:57,440 - I'm... I'm Quincy. - I'm at the coroner's office. 159 00:10:57,510 --> 00:11:00,210 I'm like a police officer. I'm like a police officer. 160 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:04,180 - So I should see Mr. Davidson 'cause I'm a police officer. - Okay. 161 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,690 He'll be at that restaurant. 162 00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:11,320 He'll be devastated. 163 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:16,960 God, he loved Linda. 164 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,600 He did love Linda. 165 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,570 I know. 166 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:27,170 I think that's wonderful when two people love one another. 167 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,470 Even though there's always a chance one of those two people... 168 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:33,680 will die a gruesome, horrible death, that doesn't make me fear love. 169 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,780 I'm not afraid of love. 170 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:41,050 Could I be your boyfriend? I love you. 171 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,290 - Get outta here! - No, no. I was just thinking-- 172 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,290 A woman is dead. Linda is dead! 173 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,290 I thought we could grieve together over the dead Linda. 174 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,600 Over the dead woman! Over the woman, over the woman. 175 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:55,630 Fuck off! You're a skinny loser! 176 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:58,500 - Someone call security! - Don't call them! 177 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:04,640 - Security! - Don't call them, okay? I gotta go. 178 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:08,180 Listen, you tell Hanna-Barbera to go fuck themselves, okay? 179 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:12,890 I got 12 Korean teenagers in a tiger cage that can draw a fucking dog wearing a cape! 180 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,750 I'm looking for a Mr. Dave Davidson! 181 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,690 - Are you Dave Davidson? - No. 182 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,860 - Are you David Davidson? David Davidson. - My name's Peter. 183 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:22,460 - I'm looking for a David Davidson. - I'm a woman. 184 00:12:22,530 --> 00:12:24,400 - Okay, did I ask what sex you are? - No. 185 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:28,030 - Did I ask if you were David Davidson? - My name is Cheryl. 186 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,040 Um, I'm Dave Davidson. Is there a problem? 187 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,900 - Are you Mr. Davidson? Really? - Yes, I am. 188 00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:35,410 - Yeah, Officer, really. Is there a problem? - I'm not really a cop. 189 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:39,780 My name's Gord, and I want to meet you to show you my drawings. 190 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,680 Your drawings. Are you kidding? 191 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:47,650 Mr. Davidson, I'm an animator. I've got this show idea I wanna pitch to you. It's a cartoon. 192 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,090 It's about this cat. It's got super powers. It can see through wooden doors. 193 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,030 He solves crimes. He can fly. 194 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:55,090 My friends and I, we all think it's hilarious. 195 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,100 He can fly like this. It's great! 196 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:01,000 Listen, I'm glad your friends enjoy it. 197 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:03,440 Tell me something. What do you want? 198 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:06,970 - I want you to help me make it into a TV show. - Let me get this right. 199 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,380 You wanna barge into a restaurant dressed like a fucking English bobby, 200 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:13,180 and expect someone to give you a TV show? 201 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:16,650 I don't know. Uh... yeah. 202 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,020 - Do me a favor. Leave me alone. Valet? - Please, please. 203 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,220 Please, just look at my drawings, okay? 204 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,860 Yeah, okay. Fine, fine. 205 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:27,590 Okay, it's X Ray Cat. Except instead of being able to see through everything, 206 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,530 he can only see through wood. 207 00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:32,230 So if there's something going on the other side, say, a wooden door-- 208 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,800 - See the criminal? - I see the criminal, I see the door. 209 00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:38,170 See through the door, see the criminal, and save the day. He saves the day. Okay? 210 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,540 Much to the dismay of the police, the dismay of the mayor. 211 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:43,910 - They hate it when people take the law into their own hands. - Like a Batman. 212 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,940 Like a Batman. Like the Guardian Angels. 213 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:48,050 - What's that called? - Like a vigilante. Right. 214 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:51,350 Like a vigilante! He's like a vigilante... 215 00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:54,050 uh, cat-- 216 00:13:57,390 --> 00:14:00,260 It's a cat who's a vigilante. It's a cat who is a vigilante. 217 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:05,600 I got that. Listen. Your drawings are pretty good, but it doesn't make any sense. 218 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,730 It's fucking stupid. Okay? 219 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,400 What you need here is elevation. 220 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:13,270 There actually has to be something that happens that's actually funny. 221 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:16,010 What the fuck is happening here? 222 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:17,910 - That's a banana. - I see the banana, Gord. 223 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:21,880 - String attached. Bag of eyes on the other end. - I see the string. 224 00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:23,850 Baboon-- Baboon eyes? 225 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,880 With, uh, sauce, 226 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,090 uh, dripping. 227 00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:31,720 Dripping sauce and a baboon. 228 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,930 See what I mean? 229 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:39,130 It doesn't make any sense, Gord. It sucks! 230 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,430 The drawings are pretty good, but the characters are lame. 231 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:46,100 The characters are lame! I'm a loser! I wish I was dead! 232 00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:49,610 Gord, lis-- Wait, wait, listen. Listen, listen. 233 00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,980 I'm trying to give you a piece of advice. Will you stop? 234 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,380 You've got to figure these animals out. You've gotta figure them out. 235 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:58,450 You gotta get inside the animals. Okay? 236 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,390 Figure them out. 237 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:03,890 Will you take that out? I can't understand. 238 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,620 - I gotta get inside the animals? - Get inside the animals! 239 00:15:08,430 --> 00:15:10,460 I shouldn't blow the brains outta the back of my skull? 240 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:13,200 No, you shouldn't blow the brains outta the back of your skull. 241 00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:17,070 Look, you wanna play in the big leagues, you gotta work on this 24 hours a day. 242 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:19,740 You gotta give it weeks and weeks and months and months and years and years! 243 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:24,480 And then, if it doesn't work out, Gord, then blow your fucking brains out. 244 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:27,510 I can't work on this all day. I got a job at the cheese sandwich factory. 245 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:31,520 Cheese sandwich factory? Oh, that's really funny, Gord. 246 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:35,820 - That's true, I gotta make cheese sandwiches. I got rent-- - Gord. 247 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:40,390 You really wanna be an animator, maybe you should quit the shitty cheese job. 248 00:15:40,460 --> 00:15:43,460 Think about it, all right? 249 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:46,030 I-- 250 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:04,080 Gord, you really wanna be an animator? 251 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,650 Get inside the animals. 252 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:10,360 Get inside the animals. 253 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:21,700 You were a big boy, weren't you? 254 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,350 Oh, stinky. 255 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:37,920 ♪ I'd like to build the world a home ♪ 256 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:40,050 ♪ And furnish it with love ♪ 257 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:46,520 ♪ Grow apple trees and honeybees and snow-white turtle doves ♪ 258 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:51,400 ♪ I'd like to teach the world to sing ♪ 259 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:55,400 ♪ In perfect harmony ♪ 260 00:16:55,470 --> 00:16:58,000 ♪ I'd like to hold it in my arms ♪ 261 00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:01,210 ♪ And keep it company ♪ 262 00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:16,990 Holy shit! 263 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,230 I-I-I wasn't expecting that to happen. 264 00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:46,650 ♪ We're a happy family We're a happy family ♪ 265 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,990 ♪ We're a happy family Me, Mom and Daddy ♪ 266 00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:51,920 ♪ We're a happy family We're a happy family ♪ 267 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:55,590 ♪ We're a happy family Me, Mom and Daddy ♪ 268 00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:58,460 ♪ Sitting here in Queens eating refried beans ♪ 269 00:17:58,530 --> 00:18:02,300 Gord, thank God you're back! 270 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,450 There we go. 271 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,650 Hello? 272 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:24,090 Listen, Gordy's gonna be a little upset about being back home, 273 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,160 so just be nice. 274 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,930 I'm home. 275 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:35,070 Gordy, why don't you sit at the table. We're having roast beef. 276 00:18:35,130 --> 00:18:37,240 Why do you guys always have roast beef? 277 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:40,240 Behold Little Lord Fauntleroy's tummy hurts... 278 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:44,380 - because there's too much roast beef in it. - It's just boring. 279 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,710 - I'm eating a chicken sandwich. - No, you're not! 280 00:18:47,780 --> 00:18:50,480 Holy shit, this is crazy. I'm a 28-year-old man! 281 00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:53,050 I should be able to eat a chicken sandwich if I want. 282 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:57,590 He's 28 years old, and he can eat a chicken sandwich. Very impressive. 283 00:18:57,660 --> 00:19:01,060 Mike Fitzgibbons's son is a nuclear physicist, 284 00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:05,000 and my son can eat a chicken-- 285 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,770 You can either eat that goddamn roast beef or you can go to bed. 286 00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:19,080 Good! 287 00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:22,180 Shh! Gord! Gord! 288 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:26,680 Don't hammer 'em so loud. It's late. You're gonna wake up your parents. 289 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,990 You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun. 290 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,660 Yeah. 291 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,690 Shh, Gord. 292 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,290 - Gord! - What? 293 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,460 Oh, boys! 294 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:43,440 Would you two faggots stop making so fucking much noise? We're sleeping! 295 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,610 Goddamn it! 296 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:51,540 Stop the fucking hammering! 297 00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:54,310 I got a kid over here. Okay? 298 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:58,950 - Gord, you guys almost done over there? - Yeah, nearly, Mr. Malloy. 299 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:01,950 Hey, Gord, can I play on your ramp tomorrow? 300 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:05,260 Sure, Andy, anytime. 301 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:16,600 Your dad got like bowel problems? 302 00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:19,300 Let's skate this thing. 303 00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:22,610 Don't you think it's kinda dark, Gord? 304 00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:25,640 - I gotta work tomorrow. - You mean to say we've been working on this thing for years. 305 00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:30,920 We're finished now and you're not gonna try it out and enjoy the fruits of your labor? 306 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,820 I don't have the right shoes on. They're slippery... 307 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:37,620 and they got no sole. 308 00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:42,530 - Just enjoy the fruits here. - Don't say "the fruits." 309 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:46,600 Okay. 310 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:01,980 You little shit! You think that's funny? 311 00:21:02,050 --> 00:21:05,650 I gotta work in the morning. Get the hell off my property! 312 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,690 Dad, what the fuck! He hurt his leg! 313 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,190 Why's everybody screaming like a banshee? 314 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,960 Oh... Jesus Christ. 315 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,960 Oh, God! Get him a job! 316 00:21:17,030 --> 00:21:21,370 I mean, get him an ambulance! You get a job! 317 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:28,110 What the hell are you doing? 318 00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:38,180 Hi, I'm lookin' for my friend Darren. 319 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,850 Shh. 320 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,860 - Wow, that's a neat trick you do. - Yeah. 321 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,160 Yeah, my record's seven in a row. Oh! 322 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,700 Wow! Are hospitals always this fun? 323 00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:59,440 No. Um, sometimes... sometimes people here die of cancer. 324 00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:02,310 - Cancer. - Yeah. 325 00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:04,310 Hi, I'm Gord! 326 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:07,180 Hi, I'm Betty. 327 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,980 Uh... that creamer game is fun. 328 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:13,380 Yeah, I know. Yeah, it's, um, it's my hobby. 329 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:15,790 - Yeah, my passion really is-- - The creamers? 330 00:22:15,850 --> 00:22:19,720 No, not just the creamers. Physics. 331 00:22:19,790 --> 00:22:22,660 Flight, actually. I'm kind of... 332 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:25,230 a rocket scientist. 333 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,970 To tell the truth. Yeah. 334 00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:32,470 Well, okay, amateur. Amateur rocket scientist. 335 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:35,470 - Still pretty crazy. - Yeah, I know. 336 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,580 W-What do you do? 337 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,180 Me? 338 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,580 Investments. I do investments. 339 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:47,690 Um, consulting in the business business. 340 00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:51,960 - Analyzing stocks. - Yeah. 341 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:54,760 NASDAQ, Dow Jones, 342 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:57,630 Wall Street Journal, New York City. 343 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:01,370 - CNN. - You must be rich. 344 00:23:01,430 --> 00:23:06,070 Yeah. You know, they have creamers in places other than hospitals. 345 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:09,310 I thought maybe-- If this is forward, you just tell me. 346 00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:12,740 But I thought maybe we could go to one of those places like a restaurant or something. 347 00:23:12,810 --> 00:23:14,950 We could flip them together there sometime. 348 00:23:17,650 --> 00:23:20,520 That'd be fun. Here's my number. 349 00:23:20,590 --> 00:23:23,820 Okay, call me. 350 00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:25,820 Oh, gotta run. 351 00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:28,490 I'll talk to you soon. Call me, Gord. 352 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,400 Good-bye. 353 00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:51,220 Have you seen that girl outside there, the doctor? 354 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,950 No, I haven't exactly been able to get up and wander around, Gord. 355 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:58,820 It's weird, 'cause I asked her out on a date, and, uh, she said "yes." 356 00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:01,260 - That is weird. - Excuse me. 357 00:24:01,330 --> 00:24:04,100 Could you keep it down? This is a hospital room, and I'm pregnant. 358 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,400 I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't realize that you were pregnant. 359 00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:12,740 So, anyway, the girl when I asked her on the date, see, I thought she could walk. 360 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,410 She's handicapped. Is that what you mean? 361 00:24:15,470 --> 00:24:19,540 She's in a wheelchair. 362 00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:24,680 Could you please just shut the fuck up! I am fucking pregnant! 363 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:29,990 So what do you say here? You hate people in wheelchairs? 364 00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:32,120 I don't hate people in wheelchairs. 365 00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:34,860 It's crystal clear what you're saying. You hate the handicapped. 366 00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:37,560 You're handicapped. I don't hate you. 367 00:24:37,630 --> 00:24:39,560 See? 368 00:24:39,630 --> 00:24:41,700 You're handicapped! 369 00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:45,970 - You bastard! - My baby is coming. 370 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,350 Help. 371 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,480 Help! My baby is coming! 372 00:24:56,550 --> 00:24:59,320 Oh, no. No, no, no! 373 00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:05,120 Are you okay, ma'am? 374 00:25:05,190 --> 00:25:07,590 My baby's coming! My baby is coming! 375 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:09,630 Call the doctor, you fucking asshole! 376 00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:11,830 - It's okay, I'm a doctor. - No, no! 377 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,800 - Get me a real doctor. - I am a real doctor. 378 00:25:14,870 --> 00:25:17,700 I'm a real doctor. 379 00:25:17,770 --> 00:25:20,270 Get away from me! 380 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:28,350 - Here, spread your legs for me. - No, no! What are you doing? 381 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:30,880 What are you doing? 382 00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:33,380 I see the problem here. 383 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:39,160 -There seems to be a little baby inside your body! -No, Gordy. Don't. 384 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:44,160 Give me your hand, little fellow. Here, little fella. 385 00:25:46,930 --> 00:25:49,570 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 386 00:25:49,630 --> 00:25:51,870 I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. 387 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:55,310 Aah! Aah! 388 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,180 Put it back, Gord. 389 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,690 You gotta cut the cord. You gotta... cut the cord. 390 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,390 Geez, do I have to do everything? 391 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:23,700 Oh, oh, oh. Why isn't it crying? 392 00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:27,140 Ah... it's sleepin'? 393 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,510 - Give me my baby, you fucker! - I'll wake up your baby. 394 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:32,540 - I'll wake up your baby! - Gordy! 395 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:42,420 The baby's crying! 396 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,440 I saved the day. 397 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,880 Thank you. 398 00:27:09,950 --> 00:27:13,920 I saved the day. 399 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,120 I saved the day. 400 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:27,160 Don't ever come back! Ever! - I saved the day. 401 00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:30,200 - You did not save the day! - What's goin' on, Gord? 402 00:27:30,270 --> 00:27:32,570 I saved the day. Don't touch my shoulder, okay? 403 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,610 I saved the day! 404 00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:38,440 It seems like they got a problem with heroes around here. I saved the day, Betty! 405 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:42,380 I'll call you tonight. 406 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:55,190 Hey, come on in. Just got four in a row. 407 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:59,430 - What? - Creamers. Four creapmer flips in a row. Here, come watch. 408 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:01,630 - Oh, cool. - Yeah. 409 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:05,200 Whoo! I got another one. 410 00:28:05,270 --> 00:28:09,070 - No way. Are those actually rockets? - Uh-huh. 411 00:28:09,140 --> 00:28:11,240 Yeah. I'm designing my own rocket-powered wheelchair. 412 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:14,410 Really? That's incredible. Does it work? 413 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,080 No. I haven't been able to quite figure it out yet. 414 00:28:18,150 --> 00:28:20,520 Don't you feel like a stupid dummy? 415 00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:23,490 Excuse me? 416 00:28:23,550 --> 00:28:26,420 I mean, you tried to make the rocket wheelchair work, but it doesn't work. 417 00:28:26,490 --> 00:28:29,060 That must make you feel like a stupid dummy, right? 418 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:34,330 No. I didn't expect to master the intricacies of rocketry on my first attempt. 419 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,670 It's a process, you know? You have to learn from your mistakes. 420 00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:41,540 Hmm. Never thought of it like that. 421 00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:45,580 Besides, they won't let me work on it at the hospital because of the politics. 422 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,310 They don't think handicapped people should be allowed to go that fast, but it's bullshit. 423 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:51,950 I like going fast, and I like rockets... 424 00:28:52,020 --> 00:28:56,920 because they're hot and hard and long. 425 00:29:02,230 --> 00:29:06,430 Actually, I thought we could kinda go to a movie or somethin'. 426 00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:11,840 Uh, hi. How are you? 427 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:15,610 I'd be a lot better if you'd spank my legs with this bamboo. 428 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:20,140 Um-- What? 429 00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:23,410 Just whack it against my shins as hard as you can, okay? 430 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,520 Uh, I guess. 431 00:29:28,750 --> 00:29:30,650 How's that? 432 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,390 Come on, Gordy, you can do better than that. 433 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:38,660 - What are you, a little puss? - A puss? 434 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:40,700 - A pussy-- - Come on! 435 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,400 - Come on, pussy, you can do better. - A pussy. I don't know. 436 00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:44,900 - Oh. - How's that? 437 00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:50,140 Come on, pussy, pussy! Don't be shy, little pussy! 438 00:29:50,210 --> 00:29:52,780 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 439 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,910 Oh, come on! I wanna see them bleed! 440 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,950 Oh, yeah! 441 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,560 Oh, yeah! I felt a tingle! 442 00:30:05,620 --> 00:30:08,260 You felt a tingle? Did you like the tingle? 443 00:30:08,330 --> 00:30:11,330 Oh, yeah! 444 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,000 Oh! Oh! 445 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,230 Do you wanna get another tingle? 446 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:18,100 Ow! Gord, what the fuck? 447 00:30:18,170 --> 00:30:20,170 Aah! Not my face! 448 00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,470 It's not my face that's paralyzed, you fuck! 449 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,510 - Ah-- - Sorry, I-- 450 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:34,990 never really caned anyone before. 451 00:30:37,390 --> 00:30:39,490 It's okay. 452 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,960 It's your turn now. 453 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,830 Don't do it too hard, though. I've-- 454 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:49,600 I've got sensitive knees. 455 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,840 Oh, I'm not gonna whack your legs with a bamboo, Gord. 456 00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:59,240 I'm gonna give you a blow job. 457 00:30:59,310 --> 00:31:01,910 Betty, it's only our first date. 458 00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:04,650 Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? 459 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,880 - Like take a walk in the park? - No. I can't walk. 460 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,850 Maybe I could take you out for a roll. 461 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,790 I'd rather stay here and suck! 462 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:16,360 Good thing it's-- 463 00:31:18,330 --> 00:31:20,600 Come here, Gord. 464 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,210 Ah-- 465 00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:30,670 Hmm. 466 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:32,680 Um-- 467 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:36,450 That's my umbilical cord. 468 00:31:36,510 --> 00:31:40,980 Didn't you ever have that... removed? 469 00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:45,860 Um, it's taped. It's just for fun. 470 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,290 I taped it there for fun. 471 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,860 - Uh-- - Hmm. 472 00:31:50,930 --> 00:31:53,430 Okay. I can work around it. 473 00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,330 - Wait a minute. Wait. - Whoo! 474 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,600 Come on! 475 00:31:58,670 --> 00:32:00,640 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 476 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,810 Okay. 477 00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:06,180 Whoo! 478 00:32:20,790 --> 00:32:25,460 - Hello, Father. - Hey, Freddy! How are you, son? 479 00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:29,430 You know, I'm, uh... I'm working hard, just like you taught me. 480 00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:33,100 - You moving back home, Freddy? - What? No. No, no! 481 00:32:33,170 --> 00:32:36,010 No way, Mother. I'm a man now. 482 00:32:36,070 --> 00:32:40,280 I'm all grown up, and I'm out on my own, and earning a good living. 483 00:32:40,340 --> 00:32:42,280 Is it going to be a busy day at the bank today, son? 484 00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:45,120 Well, I sure hope so. 485 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:48,050 - Freddy? - Is that, um-- 486 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,850 That's your big brother. 487 00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,860 He couldn't handle the complexities of making a cheese sandwich... 488 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,490 so now he's back home with us. 489 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,030 - Wow. - Is that idiot still in the shower? 490 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,030 Shit! How much water is he gonna use? 491 00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:03,630 Yeah, how much is he gonna use? All of it? 492 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:06,600 He should save some for the fish or somethin', huh, Pop? 493 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,490 Gord! 494 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:24,960 I'll fix him. 495 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:29,160 How's the water? Cold enough for ya? 496 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,600 Damn it. Don't tell me you're so goddamn stupid... 497 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:43,110 you can't even tell the difference between hot and cold. 498 00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:45,380 What the fuck is going on? 499 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,480 I'm underwater. Look, I found a treasure! 500 00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:50,580 A treasure? That's soap on a rope. 501 00:33:50,650 --> 00:33:54,150 Shh. I'm pretending it's a treasure. 502 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:57,990 Get out of my goddamn scuba gear, you imbecile! 503 00:33:58,050 --> 00:34:02,930 Oh, no, the treasure! It went into that underwater cave! 504 00:34:02,990 --> 00:34:05,130 Get out of the toilet! 505 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,670 Get out of the-- Get out of the toilet! 506 00:34:09,730 --> 00:34:12,070 You saved me from the giant barracuda! 507 00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:14,540 But, look, I salvaged the treasure. 508 00:34:14,610 --> 00:34:18,280 We can live like kings. We can live like kings! 509 00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:20,180 Forget that fucking soap. You clean up this mess... 510 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:24,580 and get your ass out that door looking for a job, you retard. 511 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:32,390 He's driving me insane. 512 00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:35,560 No, no. You're driving him insane. 513 00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:38,600 You're older than me, and you still live at home. 514 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,270 I have a job, you know. I pay my own way. 515 00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:43,370 You work in a bank. I'm supposed to be dazzled? 516 00:34:43,430 --> 00:34:46,000 At least I don't live at home. 517 00:34:46,070 --> 00:34:49,770 You live in a tiny shithole and can't afford breakfast, so you come here and eat for free. 518 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,180 Whatever. Listen, I'm off to work now, okay? 519 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:57,780 Me and Dad have jobs. We're doing something with our lives. It's time for you to grow up. 520 00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:01,990 - Good luck with that job hunt. - Let's cross our fingers, okay, Freddy? 521 00:35:02,050 --> 00:35:06,190 Let's cross our fingers and hope that I get a job. I'm serious. 522 00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:10,660 Just cross your fingers. All right! Fingers crossed! 523 00:35:10,730 --> 00:35:14,400 I hope I get a jobby, Freddy! I got my fingers crossed. 524 00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:16,400 I hope I get a jobby! I got my... 525 00:35:16,470 --> 00:35:18,500 - fingers crossed. - Good-bye, Gord. 526 00:35:18,570 --> 00:35:21,370 I got my fingers crossed. 527 00:35:21,490 --> 00:35:23,910 Crossed. Crossed? 528 00:35:23,970 --> 00:35:26,510 Cro-- 529 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,350 --ssed. 530 00:35:47,030 --> 00:35:50,570 ♪ Talk about that personality crisis ♪ 531 00:35:50,630 --> 00:35:52,840 ♪ You got it while it was hot ♪ 532 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,380 ♪ But now frustration and heartache is what you've got ♪ 533 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,760 Paid for his damn college. 534 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:15,890 Sits at home all day whacking off. 535 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,600 Better have a damn job. 536 00:36:19,730 --> 00:36:23,830 Proud? My ass! 537 00:36:25,870 --> 00:36:28,270 - Hey? - I'm the backwards man. The backwards man. 538 00:36:28,340 --> 00:36:30,240 The backwards man. The backwards man. 539 00:36:30,310 --> 00:36:33,910 I can walk backwards as fast as you can. I can walk backwards as fast as you can. 540 00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:37,550 - I'm the backwards man. The backwards man. - What the hell is that? 541 00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:39,850 The backwards man. The backwards man. 542 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:43,490 The backwards man. The backwards man. 543 00:36:43,550 --> 00:36:46,720 I can walk backwards as fast as you can. 544 00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,790 - Gord! - Dad! 545 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:52,200 What in God's name are you doing, you stupid little man? 546 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:54,930 Wh-- Did you get a job? 547 00:36:56,470 --> 00:37:01,170 Yeah. I got a job, and I wanted to surprise you. 548 00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:05,040 - Hey, you bullshittin' me, boy? - No. 549 00:37:05,110 --> 00:37:08,410 I got a job working nights at a computer company. 550 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,150 And I was just borrowing one of your suits until... 551 00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:15,050 - I could get enough money to buy one of my own. - You just keep that suit! 552 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:19,890 Oh, Gord, I knew you had it in ya. You're just a late bloomer. 553 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,790 Yeah, I just bloomed late. 554 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:24,800 Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks? You know, for supplies. 555 00:37:24,860 --> 00:37:29,200 For like pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper. 556 00:37:29,270 --> 00:37:33,870 Or one of those compasses that you put the pencil and screw it in. 557 00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:36,010 Make a perfect circle. 558 00:37:36,070 --> 00:37:38,410 Hey, worker, take a hundred. 559 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,910 Golly, Gord, I knew if I kept yelling at ya... 560 00:37:41,980 --> 00:37:45,120 and pounding you over the head with it, you'd come around. 561 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:48,720 Golly, Dad, you were right all along. 562 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:52,860 - Ahh, you! - Come on, come on! 563 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,060 No, no, no. 564 00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:59,460 Just keep dancing. Celebrate! Hell, this is a great day! 565 00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:06,600 The backwards man! The backwards man! 566 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:09,140 Oh, oh! 567 00:38:09,210 --> 00:38:12,410 Gordy, you're amazing! 568 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,480 - Oh, yes! - I'm doing a good job! 569 00:38:16,550 --> 00:38:19,920 - I'm doing... a good job. - Ohh! 570 00:38:23,950 --> 00:38:25,720 Am I doing it wrong? 571 00:38:25,790 --> 00:38:29,690 No! That was incredible! 572 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,900 Time for your blow job, Gordy. 573 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,400 - Not right now, Betty. - Oh, Gordy, come on! 574 00:38:35,470 --> 00:38:38,200 - I thought we could go and enjoy a nice evening. - Don't you want me to suck it? 575 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:42,310 No, not right-- Betty, let go. Betty, just let go. 576 00:38:42,370 --> 00:38:45,310 - What, Gordy? Come on! - Betty! 577 00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:47,540 Betty, Betty, come on! Let's-- 578 00:38:47,610 --> 00:38:50,080 - Stop it, stop it! Stop it! - What? 579 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,280 Why are you yelling? 580 00:38:54,350 --> 00:38:56,450 It's just crazy. 581 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,220 This is the second date that we haven't even gone out on yet. 582 00:38:59,290 --> 00:39:04,360 If you do what you're planning, then you'll have sucked 200% more times that we've gone out. 583 00:39:04,430 --> 00:39:08,530 I think that if we went out on at least one date, and you didn't do any sucking, 584 00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,970 that would make the whole sucking-to-date ratio far more balanced. 585 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,840 Yeah, okay. Let's go out then. 586 00:39:19,910 --> 00:39:22,380 Good. Good. 587 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:43,400 Thank you for taking me out for dinner tonight. 588 00:39:43,470 --> 00:39:46,540 Maybe now that Gord is working, 589 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,840 we can finally spend our evenings alone together. 590 00:39:51,340 --> 00:39:53,640 Jim, what are you doing? 591 00:39:58,450 --> 00:40:01,890 - Thank you. That was yummy. - I'm so glad you liked it. 592 00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:04,960 Andy, would you like a piece of cake for dessert? 593 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,790 Am I really allowed a piece of cake, Daddy? 594 00:40:07,860 --> 00:40:10,830 Of course you can have a piece of cake. It's your birthday. 595 00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:13,630 - Yay! - Yay! 596 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,680 So, Gord, 597 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,780 is your job really hard? 598 00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:32,550 It's not hard. No. You have to be smart. 599 00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:36,590 You have to be really smart. You have to use your brain. I have to use my brain. 600 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:39,720 I like to see when the stocks are high. 601 00:40:39,790 --> 00:40:43,490 Okay? And I like to see when, when they're low. 602 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,500 - That's the basics. Sometimes they're high. - It's interesting. 603 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:50,300 Sometimes they're very high. They go very high. That's high. 604 00:40:50,370 --> 00:40:52,400 That's when you wanna sell, when they're very high. 605 00:40:52,470 --> 00:40:54,340 You buy them when they're down very low. 606 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,240 Yeah. I have graphs. I have some graphs I can show you. 607 00:40:58,310 --> 00:41:00,580 If you pay attention to these patterns you can see on the graphs-- 608 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,810 I made these on my computer. 609 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,850 Oh, boy, I need to spill some urine. Where can I do that? 610 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,520 The restrooms are at the other end of the restaurant, sir. 611 00:41:10,590 --> 00:41:12,860 Thank you very, very much. 612 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,990 Cheerio. 613 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:18,090 It's all over the place. This one here is the highs-- 614 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,060 - It's interesting. - Just look at the patterns. 615 00:41:30,470 --> 00:41:34,410 Is that-- Do you need to-- 616 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,510 Oh! 617 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:40,450 That's my... cellular telephone. 618 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,950 It's wireless. It uses satellites and terrestrial antennas... 619 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:49,090 to send and receive transmissions. 620 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,330 - Interesting. - Hello? 621 00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:54,830 Hey, here's my buddy, Andy! 622 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:57,670 Ah, somebody's eating some birthday cake. 623 00:41:57,730 --> 00:42:00,570 Yes, sir, it's my birthday! 624 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,010 - How you doin', Jim? - I'm great. 625 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:05,210 So, I guess Gord's busy these days. 626 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,980 Oh, yeah, that kid of mine is somethin' else. 627 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,910 He's working day and night at his big new computer job. 628 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:14,350 - Yeah, I noticed him over there. - Hey, what? 629 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:17,050 It looked like he was having a real important business meeting. 630 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,390 - Yeah. - You're gonna have to speak up. I'm on my cellular telephone. 631 00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:23,230 I don't care, you're fired. You're fired! 632 00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:26,200 You're fucking fired, Bob! 633 00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:30,230 Clean out your locker at the club, Bob. You're fucking fired! 634 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,770 I don't fucking care what he told you, okay? 635 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,670 I'm talking about 40 million fucking Deutsche Marks! 636 00:42:36,740 --> 00:42:39,080 Forty million fucking Deutsche Marks! 637 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:42,910 I told you to wire the money to Geneva last week! 638 00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:47,220 I say "Geneva," you hear "Helsinki"? 639 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:51,790 Forty million fucking Deutsche Marks! 640 00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:57,190 - What's going on? - Dad-- Jim, uh-- Jim, hi. 641 00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:59,060 Gord, is this your dad? 642 00:42:59,130 --> 00:43:01,560 No, this is little Timmy-- Little Timmy. He's an employee. 643 00:43:01,630 --> 00:43:04,670 He works at the company. He gets us food and stuff. Right, Timmy? 644 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:06,740 What the fuck is going on? 645 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,870 Why aren't you at your new job? 646 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:12,280 What are you talking about, Timmy? 647 00:43:12,340 --> 00:43:15,510 Oh, Jesus, Gord! 648 00:43:15,580 --> 00:43:18,950 There is no computer job, is there? 649 00:43:19,020 --> 00:43:21,480 You're just gallivanting around in my suit... 650 00:43:21,550 --> 00:43:24,620 pretending to be some kind of mover and shaker, aren't you? 651 00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:26,890 Timmy, I'm on this phone here. 652 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,930 This is my phone from my kitchen. 653 00:43:29,990 --> 00:43:34,230 What the hell is this? Ah, boy, here we go. 654 00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,930 My goddamn tape recorder. 655 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,270 He's pretending to have a cell phone. He's an unemployed loser living in my basement. 656 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:47,680 Wait a minute. You're a cripple. 657 00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:50,310 - Dad. - Wh-- What? 658 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:52,620 - Dad. - You got a problem with my legs? 659 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,690 No, you got a problem with your legs. Either that or you're just lazy. 660 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:59,360 - Just shut up, okay? Just shut up! - You're telling me to shut up? 661 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:01,660 - Why is he shouting, Daddy? - How would Mr. Bigwig like a spanking... 662 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,560 Could we get the check over here? 663 00:44:03,630 --> 00:44:06,860 - in front of his retard slut whore? - I am not retarded! 664 00:44:06,930 --> 00:44:10,470 Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 665 00:44:10,530 --> 00:44:12,740 Good-bye, Gord. 666 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,570 Betty, don't go! 667 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,640 Shut up, Dad! 668 00:44:16,710 --> 00:44:18,740 Shut up! Shut up! 669 00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:25,080 This is a fancy restaurant! 670 00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:28,720 This is a fancy restaurant! This is a fancy restaurant! 671 00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:32,260 It's a fancy! It's a fancy! 672 00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,430 Spanking! Spanking! 673 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,830 Aaah! Aaah! 674 00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:47,540 Oh, no! Oh, no! 675 00:44:50,310 --> 00:44:52,480 Get off the fucking bar, asshole! 676 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,020 Um, thanks for bailing me out, Betty. 677 00:45:03,090 --> 00:45:06,290 Your dad called me a retard slut whore. 678 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,660 - I don't think he likes me too much, Gord. - That was little Timmy. 679 00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:14,400 Gord, come here. I know it was your dad. 680 00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:17,670 You could've told me you lived at home. I wouldn't have cared. 681 00:45:17,730 --> 00:45:19,600 Even though that means I'm a loser? 682 00:45:19,670 --> 00:45:23,640 Just because you're not a stockbroker doesn't mean you're a loser. 683 00:45:23,710 --> 00:45:25,980 So what do you do? 684 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,040 Actually, I kinda draw pictures. 685 00:45:28,110 --> 00:45:31,710 Really? What kind of pictures? Like... fruits? 686 00:45:31,780 --> 00:45:33,650 - Not fruits. - Oh. 687 00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:38,390 - I've drawn fruit before. Animations. - Oh, wow! That's great. 688 00:45:38,450 --> 00:45:41,660 I've never really-- Never met a real animator before. 689 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:44,760 I'm not really a real animator. Life's a little hectic lately. 690 00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:47,800 I'm having trouble concentrating with all the skateboarding and... 691 00:45:47,860 --> 00:45:50,700 you sucking my penis all the time. 692 00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:57,120 - Oh, my ear popped. My ear just popped. - I think I heard it. 693 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,830 When I laughed, my ear popped. 694 00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:04,310 Well, Gordy, maybe you're just concentrating a little too hard. 695 00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:08,020 I mean, maybe you just need to relax while you draw. 696 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,750 Eat some food, play some music. 697 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:15,190 I only have two hands, Betty. How am I supposed to do all that? 698 00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:17,230 What? 699 00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:19,330 Eat food and play music and draw? 700 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,500 What? 701 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,670 At the same time? 702 00:46:23,730 --> 00:46:27,340 Oh, yeah. 703 00:46:46,590 --> 00:46:50,230 Sausages, sausages sausages, sausages. 704 00:46:50,290 --> 00:46:54,600 What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing? 705 00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:57,600 For your information, this is me being creative. 706 00:46:57,670 --> 00:47:00,540 Betty told me this is what I need to do in order to become an artist. 707 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,570 Oh, yeah? Is it working? 708 00:47:04,010 --> 00:47:06,110 I don't know. 709 00:47:06,180 --> 00:47:08,380 I can't think of anything to draw 'cause I'm so stupid! 710 00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,350 I'm so stupid I'm so stupid 711 00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:13,450 I'm so stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid I'm stupid, I'm stupid 712 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:17,250 - I'm stupid, I'm stupid. - This is kinda funny, Gord. 713 00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,460 I'm stupid, I'm stupid. 714 00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,620 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 715 00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:24,790 Maybe you can't see it 'cause he's your dad, but... 716 00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:26,800 he's a character, your dad. 717 00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:28,900 He is? 718 00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:30,930 Yeah. 719 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,600 He's a character? Shit! It's your dad! 720 00:47:33,670 --> 00:47:38,270 - He's a real character. - Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Brody. Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Brody. 721 00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:43,980 Oh, look, honey, our boy's a genius! 722 00:47:44,050 --> 00:47:48,550 He's rigged a pulley system so he can eat sausage and work on his stupid drawings. 723 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:51,320 I'm being creative. 724 00:47:51,390 --> 00:47:54,360 Now, if you'll excuse me, I still have some work to do. 725 00:47:54,420 --> 00:47:56,790 Daddy, would you like some sausage 726 00:47:56,860 --> 00:48:00,760 Daddy would you like some sausages, Daddy would you like some sausage 727 00:48:00,830 --> 00:48:03,330 Sausages, sausages 728 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,400 Aah! Aah! 729 00:48:11,070 --> 00:48:13,540 Now you just get outside and you just cool off! 730 00:48:15,110 --> 00:48:18,680 If this were Pakistan, you would've been sewing soccer balls... 731 00:48:18,850 --> 00:48:22,020 when you were four years old. 732 00:48:22,090 --> 00:48:25,190 Miserable deadbeat punk! 733 00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:27,420 I bust my ass working for my family. 734 00:48:27,490 --> 00:48:30,530 You take his side every time. 735 00:48:30,590 --> 00:48:34,360 You want me to cool out? I'm gonna show you a cool out. 736 00:48:34,430 --> 00:48:38,330 Go on, just keep kissing his ass. 737 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,100 Cool down. 738 00:48:41,170 --> 00:48:43,470 How's this for cool down? 739 00:48:48,940 --> 00:48:51,410 I feel better already. 740 00:48:55,620 --> 00:48:57,790 Aaah! 741 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,140 Whoa! 742 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:17,210 My ramp. Why? 743 00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,310 - He's such a stupid loser. - He's not stupid. 744 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:26,120 We shouldn't put up with the way he treats us. 745 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:28,250 If I were you, I wouldn't stand for it. 746 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,520 If I were you, I would show him that I deserve respect. 747 00:49:31,590 --> 00:49:35,530 - If I were you, I would go out, I'd have sex. - Honey, no. 748 00:49:35,590 --> 00:49:40,300 If I were you, I'd go out, I'd have sex with a strange man. 749 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,230 I'd have sex with basketball players, with Greeks. 750 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:46,640 Men from Greece. 751 00:49:46,700 --> 00:49:48,800 And satisfy my urges! 752 00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:51,610 I'd satisfy my sexual desires! 753 00:49:51,670 --> 00:49:54,280 Gordy, honey, come on, let's go in the house. 754 00:49:56,950 --> 00:49:59,010 Come on.s 755 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,220 - That's my ramp. - I know. 756 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:06,520 - He wrecked my ramp. - I know. It's okay. 757 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:10,060 I'm sorry. Come on. 758 00:50:10,130 --> 00:50:14,400 When I had the sausages on my fingers, I was just trying to play the piano. 759 00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:18,700 I had the sausages. I had the sausages and the string. 760 00:50:18,770 --> 00:50:23,240 I was playing the organ. And then he smashed my half-pipe. 761 00:50:23,310 --> 00:50:25,980 Jim, do you hear what Gord is saying here? 762 00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,850 Yeah, I hear him boo-hooing about his broken wheelie-board ramp. 763 00:50:29,910 --> 00:50:33,950 - Is that what you mean? - Yes, Jim, but do you understand what he's saying? 764 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:36,890 Sounds to me like he just wants you to accept him as your son. 765 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:41,090 To approve of him in what he wants to do with his life. 766 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,030 Now, how does that make you feel? 767 00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:46,060 First, I don't give a rat's ass what this snot-nosed punk wants. 768 00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:50,030 As long as he lives in my house and eats my food, I make the rules. 769 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,070 I wanna eat chicken burgers! 770 00:50:52,130 --> 00:50:56,170 - You little prick. - Jim, don't hurt my baby. Now sit down. 771 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,540 You're an embarrassment to my family. 772 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,010 Oh, yeah? Well, at least I don't touch Freddy. 773 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:07,650 - Hey, what? - Excuse me? 774 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:10,220 Yeah, he touches my little brother. 775 00:51:10,290 --> 00:51:13,820 He takes him down behind the furnace, and he touches him in his pants. 776 00:51:13,890 --> 00:51:16,630 - See the insanity I have to put up with? - He's embarrassed. 777 00:51:16,690 --> 00:51:21,200 He touches my little brother. He-- 778 00:51:21,260 --> 00:51:23,770 He, he fingers him. 779 00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:26,300 You're a goddamn liar! 780 00:51:26,370 --> 00:51:30,270 Jim, do you touch him? Do you finger our boy? 781 00:51:30,340 --> 00:51:33,410 Don't you get wacky on me. What the fuck are we talkin' about here? 782 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,780 Mr. Brody, this is very serious. 783 00:51:35,850 --> 00:51:40,350 Based on what I've heard here, I am required by law to notify the authorities. 784 00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:43,620 Do you hear that, Dad? You're gonna pay! 785 00:51:43,690 --> 00:51:45,490 He's a molester. 786 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,590 He's a child... molester! 787 00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:50,290 Aaah! 788 00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,630 Aaah! Aaah! 789 00:51:54,730 --> 00:51:57,700 You better run! 790 00:51:57,770 --> 00:51:59,570 You liar! 791 00:52:01,770 --> 00:52:05,610 Then we placed a self-retaining retractor. 792 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,240 This holds the abdominal wall open so we can have-- 793 00:52:14,450 --> 00:52:19,290 That takes us to the area of the lymph nodes. 794 00:52:26,930 --> 00:52:28,760 Hi. Can I help you? 795 00:52:28,830 --> 00:52:32,840 Yes, you can. We're here for little Freddy. 796 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,740 I'm Freddy. 797 00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:38,170 No. 798 00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:41,740 Well, um, Freddy, 799 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:45,720 I'm a doctor, and we need to take you with us. 800 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:48,320 What? 801 00:52:48,380 --> 00:52:50,490 What did I do wrong? 802 00:52:50,550 --> 00:52:52,960 No, no, you didn't do anything wrong. 803 00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:56,260 That's the most important thing for you to remember. 804 00:52:56,330 --> 00:53:00,130 It's not your fault your dad fingered you. 805 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,470 What are you talking about? My dad doesn't finger me. 806 00:53:03,530 --> 00:53:05,570 - Come on, son. We'll take you outta here. - No! 807 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,270 No, I'm not going anywhere. My father does not finger me. 808 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:11,940 It's over, Freddy. 809 00:53:12,010 --> 00:53:16,510 We'll take you someplace where your dad won't be able to hurt you anymore. 810 00:53:16,580 --> 00:53:19,320 Officer. Come with me, son. 811 00:53:19,380 --> 00:53:22,550 My dad doesn't finger-- Are you crazy? 812 00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:25,990 - It's okay, Freddy. You'll be safe now. - I'm 25 years old! 813 00:53:28,820 --> 00:53:31,690 Dad? Dad! 814 00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:35,260 - Dad? Help. Please help. - What are you doin' with my boy? 815 00:53:35,330 --> 00:53:37,930 - I'll get you a lawyer. - Freddy, no! 816 00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,240 - Bye, Fred. - It's okay, Julie. 817 00:53:43,310 --> 00:53:47,310 Your husband's deeply disturbed, and we won't let him hurt your little boy anymore. 818 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,980 I didn't do anything. 819 00:53:53,180 --> 00:53:56,820 What are you lookin' at? Bitch. 820 00:53:56,890 --> 00:53:59,460 Honey! Julie! 821 00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:21,180 - What do you think you're doing? - Stop it, Dad. 822 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,310 I'm working hard on those. I'm gettin' em ready to show Mr. Davidson. 823 00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:25,310 Stop it. 824 00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:30,490 "Oh, stop it. Stop it." 825 00:54:32,620 --> 00:54:35,790 "Stop it. Stop it. Stop it." 826 00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:37,830 Fuck you, Dad. 827 00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,600 Fuck me? 828 00:54:43,670 --> 00:54:46,570 Yeah, fuck you. 829 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,300 Do you wanna fuck me? Is that what you said? 830 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:51,370 What? 831 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,340 Do you want to fuck me? 832 00:54:54,410 --> 00:54:58,310 Huh? All right, Gord. 833 00:54:58,380 --> 00:55:03,350 Come on over here... and fuck me. 834 00:55:03,420 --> 00:55:06,190 Come on, Gord! Dance over here and fuck me! 835 00:55:06,260 --> 00:55:09,060 Just stick it right in here! 836 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:11,490 Put your ass away. I don't-- 837 00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,060 Here. Your sketches here-- 838 00:55:14,130 --> 00:55:16,900 Holy shit, Dad. What are you doing? 839 00:55:16,970 --> 00:55:20,400 Why don't you come on over here and fuck your daddy? 840 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,340 Fuck, fuck, fuck! Here we go! 841 00:55:23,410 --> 00:55:26,880 - Hey! - That's disgusting. 842 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,620 Julie? 843 00:55:40,890 --> 00:55:43,630 Sweetie? 844 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:50,430 Hey. 845 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:54,600 You're gone, Brody. You're nothing. 846 00:55:54,670 --> 00:55:58,310 - You've always been nothing, and you'll always be nothing. - Dad-- 847 00:55:58,370 --> 00:56:02,110 God! I've never been so ashamed of anything in my life. 848 00:56:02,180 --> 00:56:05,310 - Dad. - Julie! 849 00:56:05,380 --> 00:56:08,480 Sweetie! 850 00:56:08,550 --> 00:56:13,020 ♪ Don't nobody know my troubles but God ♪ 851 00:56:13,090 --> 00:56:17,530 ♪ Ooh, Lordy I got troubles so hard ♪ 852 00:56:17,590 --> 00:56:21,960 ♪ Ooh, Lordy I got troubles so hard ♪ 853 00:56:22,030 --> 00:56:26,470 ♪ Don't nobody know my troubles but God ♪ 854 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:30,770 ♪ Don't nobody know my troubles but God ♪ 855 00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:54,400 ♪ Ooh, Lordy I got troubles so hard ♪ 856 00:56:54,460 --> 00:56:57,930 Ah, shit. 857 00:57:02,940 --> 00:57:05,980 The hypergolic propeller's not mixing. 858 00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,790 Of course. It's the oxidizer. 859 00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:24,490 - Too bad it didn't work, huh? - Oh, hey, Gord. 860 00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,530 How are the animations coming along? 861 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,960 Well, see, 862 00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:31,300 there's been a change in plans. 863 00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:35,000 I figured instead of following my dream of being an animator, I'm just gonna give up. 864 00:57:36,270 --> 00:57:39,640 - Why? - Because. 865 00:57:39,710 --> 00:57:41,880 - Because why? - 'Cause why shouldn't I? 866 00:57:41,940 --> 00:57:44,980 My dad was right all along. It is stupid. 867 00:57:45,050 --> 00:57:48,050 It's time I grow up and get a job and do something with my life... 868 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,290 instead of acting like a little baby all the time. 869 00:57:51,890 --> 00:57:54,260 But Gord, you're not a little baby. You can't just quit. 870 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:56,690 Shut up, Betty. Just shut up. 871 00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,090 I have about as much a chance of being an animator... 872 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:02,230 as you have of getting this stupid rocket-powered wheelchair to work. 873 00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:04,700 Can't you see we're both just a couple of stupid idiots? 874 00:58:04,770 --> 00:58:07,040 - Gord-- - "Gord!" 875 00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:09,710 "Gordy!" 876 00:58:11,770 --> 00:58:13,910 Gord, I'm so close to getting this rocket to work. 877 00:58:13,980 --> 00:58:17,080 "Rockets! Rockets! I'm gonna get my rockets to work!" 878 00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:20,350 It's always about the rockets! It's always about the rockets! 879 00:58:37,930 --> 00:58:39,800 ♪ Girls and boys come out to play ♪ 880 00:58:39,870 --> 00:58:41,970 ♪ The moon is showing a gorgeous day ♪ 881 00:58:56,290 --> 00:58:58,120 You got fingered? 882 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:01,660 No. Okay? 883 00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:07,630 It's okay. I know. 884 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,670 Now, I'll tell you once more. 885 00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:15,810 Stop trying to act so grown-up. 886 00:59:15,870 --> 00:59:17,810 I think I'd better run along, Wally. 887 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,750 - Is there a problem? - Yeah, moron. 888 00:59:29,820 --> 00:59:33,190 I ordered a cheese sandwich, and there's hardly any cheese in here. 889 00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:35,830 That's no good, is it? 890 00:59:35,890 --> 00:59:38,130 Here, give me your sandwich. I will fix it for you. 891 00:59:41,430 --> 00:59:43,530 We can't have people complaining that there's not enough cheese... 892 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,700 in the cheese sandwiches, now, can we? 893 00:59:45,770 --> 00:59:48,040 I mean, if there's no cheese in a cheese sandwich, 894 00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:50,110 it's basically just two slices of bread! 895 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:54,580 If word of that were to get out, I could lose my job! 896 00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,150 I could lose all of this! 897 00:59:57,210 --> 00:59:59,280 And we wouldn't want that, now, would we? 898 00:59:59,350 --> 01:00:02,420 Would we? Would we? 899 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:04,390 Huh? 900 01:00:06,890 --> 01:00:09,790 What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? 901 01:00:09,860 --> 01:00:11,960 Well, you could stick it in your bum-bum. 902 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,030 You could put the cheese in your bum. 903 01:00:18,870 --> 01:00:20,800 You can just go on upstairs to your room. 904 01:00:20,870 --> 01:00:22,700 Okay, if that's what you want. 905 01:00:22,770 --> 01:00:25,510 Julie! 906 01:00:25,570 --> 01:00:27,810 Sweetheart, wait! 907 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,810 Let's talk, sugar. 908 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:34,120 There's nothing to talk about. I can't be with you another second. 909 01:00:34,180 --> 01:00:37,190 Hey, what about our dreams, baby doll? 910 01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:40,320 Oh, I'm sure you'd rather find some young boys instead of me. 911 01:00:41,390 --> 01:00:43,290 I don't know what you're talking about. 912 01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,060 I saw what you were doing downstairs! 913 01:00:46,130 --> 01:00:48,730 Whatever you saw was completely out of context! 914 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:52,300 I just told him to fuck me because Gord said, "Fuck you, Dad." 915 01:00:52,370 --> 01:00:54,240 Don't you get it? Fuck you? Fuck me? 916 01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:57,110 Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck you. Fuck me. 917 01:01:00,210 --> 01:01:03,680 And I never fingered Freddy! 918 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:14,220 Andy. Andy, Andy. 919 01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,700 Here's one for the history books. 920 01:01:29,770 --> 01:01:31,740 We've all heard of electric wheelchairs, 921 01:01:31,810 --> 01:01:33,840 but have you heard of one powered by rockets? 922 01:01:33,910 --> 01:01:35,740 A local girl by the name of Betty Manger... 923 01:01:35,810 --> 01:01:38,880 may not be able to walk, but it certainly hasn't slowed her down any. 924 01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:41,620 She's an amateur rocket scientist... 925 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,590 who designed a wheelchair that does zero to sixty in under four seconds. 926 01:01:45,650 --> 01:01:48,060 She did it. 927 01:01:53,330 --> 01:01:56,000 Look at her go! 928 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:01,840 Way to go, Betty. 929 01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:04,010 Yeah, hi. 930 01:02:04,070 --> 01:02:08,280 Um, do you think that I pay you to stand around watching TV? 931 01:02:08,340 --> 01:02:11,810 - Get back to work. - Sorry, kid, I don't think this is gonna work out. 932 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:13,820 Don't call me kid, okay? 933 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:17,620 Sir, although I respect your authority here at Submarine Supreme... 934 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:20,120 and I admire your position of power, 935 01:02:20,190 --> 01:02:24,760 I regretfully am going to have to once again bow out of the sandwich industry. 936 01:02:24,830 --> 01:02:29,000 Because in reality, I am an animator! 937 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:31,170 I'm an animator! 938 01:02:31,230 --> 01:02:33,140 Okay? 939 01:02:34,670 --> 01:02:37,310 I, um-- I have some fetishes. 940 01:02:37,370 --> 01:02:39,470 See ya. 941 01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:43,180 - Where the hell do you think you're goin', Gordy? - I'm going to get a job, Dad. 942 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:46,020 - You must think I'm a damn idiot! - Uh, yes. 943 01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,150 Bullshit, you're getting a job! 944 01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:50,790 You're a liar! You're grounded, you liar! 945 01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,750 Grounded? I'm 28 years old. 946 01:02:52,820 --> 01:02:55,490 - I don't care! Go to your room! - Bye-bye, Daddy. 947 01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:58,230 Bye-bye, Daddy. I'm going to get a jobby! 948 01:02:58,290 --> 01:03:01,560 No, not-- not in this damn car, you're not! 949 01:03:01,630 --> 01:03:05,200 - Bye-bye, Daddy! I'm your number-one son! - Fuck you! 950 01:03:10,310 --> 01:03:12,640 - Where the fuck is he? - Mr. Brody? 951 01:03:12,710 --> 01:03:14,610 - Where's my son? - What? 952 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:16,550 Where is he? 953 01:03:16,610 --> 01:03:19,080 Mr. Brody, please! I don't know! 954 01:03:19,150 --> 01:03:22,420 - Aah! - Are you gonna tell me, you little punk? 955 01:03:25,450 --> 01:03:29,390 - He's in Hollywood selling his cartoons. - Oh, yeah? 956 01:03:47,080 --> 01:03:50,010 Japan Four! 957 01:03:51,550 --> 01:03:53,980 Okay, Davidson for four at 3:00-- 958 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,150 Mr. Davidson, I have something you need to see. 959 01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:02,360 - Is there a bomb in there, Gord? - It's not a bomb! 960 01:04:02,420 --> 01:04:05,560 I did what you told me to do, okay? I quit my shitty cheese job. 961 01:04:05,630 --> 01:04:07,900 I went home. I moved in with my parents. I worked really hard. 962 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,870 - I came up with a concept. - Mm-hmm. 963 01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:13,100 It's called "Zebras in America." Okay? 964 01:04:13,170 --> 01:04:16,040 It's about a family of zebras. They move to America. 965 01:04:16,110 --> 01:04:18,040 It's a classic "fish out of water" story. 966 01:04:18,110 --> 01:04:21,040 Except it's not fish. It's, uh, zebras... 967 01:04:21,110 --> 01:04:23,250 out of water. 968 01:04:23,310 --> 01:04:25,450 Of course, zebras don't live in water, Gord, but I understand. 969 01:04:25,510 --> 01:04:27,650 - Who cares? - I know. I know. Exactly. 970 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,680 That's what I'm talking about. The zebras aren't in the water. 971 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:32,290 - It's like Splash. It's like Splash. - I saw it. I loved it. 972 01:04:32,350 --> 01:04:35,890 But I have a question for you. Is this the father character with the goatee like you? 973 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,960 - Is that him? - Y-Y-Yeah. 974 01:04:38,030 --> 01:04:40,030 Just seems a little unrealistic, that's all. 975 01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:42,060 It's unrealistic. Yeah. It's unreal-- 976 01:04:42,130 --> 01:04:44,370 He's a centaur. He's like a half-man, 977 01:04:44,430 --> 01:04:46,540 - half-zebra. - Right. Clash of the Titans. 978 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,770 - Right. Sure. I get it. - Half-man, half-zebra mutant. 979 01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,210 - He's a-- He's a-- - He's a myth. He's a myth. 980 01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:54,240 - It's a mythological-- - It's like a Greek myth. 981 01:04:54,310 --> 01:04:57,050 - It's like a Greek myth, except African. - Sure. 982 01:04:57,110 --> 01:05:01,120 - African-American Greek myth. Yes. - Myth. 983 01:05:05,020 --> 01:05:07,220 - Can I help you? - Yeah, you can help me, bitch. 984 01:05:07,290 --> 01:05:09,360 Get off your fat ass and tell me where my fucking son is. 985 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:11,390 Who the hell do you think you are? 986 01:05:11,460 --> 01:05:13,560 Get the fuck out of my way! 987 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,400 - But the father is real. - No. 988 01:05:19,470 --> 01:05:22,300 Nobody does this shit. I don't buy it. It doesn't seem-- 989 01:05:22,370 --> 01:05:25,710 Ahh! Here you are, you goddamn lying car thief! 990 01:05:29,410 --> 01:05:33,120 What's so fuckin' funny, you little prick? 991 01:05:33,180 --> 01:05:35,050 - You're fuckin' funny. - You think that it's funny... 992 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:39,390 to brainwash my kid so he sits around with his fingers up his ass? 993 01:05:39,450 --> 01:05:42,790 - I'll show you what's funny! - Mr. Davidson, run! 994 01:05:42,860 --> 01:05:46,360 - Oh, don't hurt me, big daddy! Oh, don't hurt me! - I'll kick your ass! 995 01:05:46,430 --> 01:05:49,260 - Oh, yeah! - Don't mess with my son! 996 01:05:49,330 --> 01:05:53,670 I'm the father here! I'll get you! 997 01:05:53,740 --> 01:05:57,040 I'll get you, Gord, you son of a bitch! You too, you little prick! 998 01:05:57,110 --> 01:05:59,670 Ow! That hurt! Hey! 999 01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:03,410 - Ow! Goddamn! - Great job! Nice show! 1000 01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,480 Where'd you get this guy? Central Casting? 1001 01:06:05,550 --> 01:06:08,120 He is fucking great. I love the whole bit. It was hilarious, Gord. 1002 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:10,490 That's great shit. 1003 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,320 Mr. Davidson, I'm sorry. That's my father. He's crazy. 1004 01:06:13,390 --> 01:06:15,550 Gord, whatever. Listen, do me a favor. Stop the act, okay? 1005 01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:16,630 Let me tell you something. 1006 01:06:18,530 --> 01:06:21,530 I've been doing this job, okay, for six years. 1007 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,170 I have never seen a more creative or exciting pitch than that. 1008 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:26,840 I wasn't even thinking about writing a check today. 1009 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,140 But with that kind of creativity, 1010 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,310 I'm completely comfortable green-lighting this fucking project. 1011 01:06:32,370 --> 01:06:34,780 I'm gonna write you a check right now, partner, 1012 01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:38,580 for, I don't know, how's one million dollars sound to you? 1013 01:06:39,780 --> 01:06:42,950 - Oh. Uh-- - Sound good? 1014 01:06:43,020 --> 01:06:44,820 Sounds real-- 1015 01:06:46,090 --> 01:06:49,320 Hi. My name is Harry. 1016 01:06:49,390 --> 01:06:52,390 Do you hear the funny sound? Do you hear the funny sound? 1017 01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:55,200 It's my hooves! It's my hooves! 1018 01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:59,300 In Africa, the humans hated us because of our zebra lower bodies, 1019 01:06:59,370 --> 01:07:01,840 and the zebras hated us because of our human upper bodies. 1020 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:04,810 So my family, we moved from Africa to start over in America. 1021 01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:10,580 But life in America wasn't perfect. 1022 01:07:10,650 --> 01:07:14,350 Especially for zebras who were used to living in fields, not houses. 1023 01:07:14,420 --> 01:07:18,720 My hooves! My hooves! 1024 01:07:18,790 --> 01:07:23,490 My dad was weird in Africa, but America made him crazy. 1025 01:07:23,620 --> 01:07:25,730 I'm not gettin' a stupid job, Dad! 1026 01:07:25,790 --> 01:07:27,830 I never had a part-time job in Africa. 1027 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,700 How dare you! 1028 01:07:34,070 --> 01:07:37,040 How do you like that, fucker? Huh, fucker? How do you like that, fucker? 1029 01:07:37,110 --> 01:07:39,270 Huh, fucker? You fucker! 1030 01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:42,240 You fucker! Eh, fucker? Fucker! Fucker! 1031 01:07:42,390 --> 01:07:45,480 So check us out. You'll laugh at how simple misunderstandings... 1032 01:07:45,550 --> 01:07:48,220 always seem to get us into a whole heap of trouble. 1033 01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,150 It's crazy! Listen to my hooves! 1034 01:07:51,220 --> 01:07:54,060 Listen to my hooves! 1035 01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:56,590 Listen to them cloppity-clop. 1036 01:07:56,660 --> 01:07:58,560 Listen to them cloppity-clop. 1037 01:07:58,630 --> 01:08:01,830 Zebras in America! 1038 01:08:21,980 --> 01:08:24,490 Darren! Darren! 1039 01:08:27,260 --> 01:08:29,120 Darren. 1040 01:08:29,190 --> 01:08:32,590 - What do you want, Gord? - Darren, you're not gonna believe this. 1041 01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:34,960 I don't think we can be friends anymore, 1042 01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:37,930 because you're crazy and your father's crazy too. 1043 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,240 - You wanna see what a million dollars looks like? - Will you keep it down? 1044 01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:42,170 I have to work in-- 1045 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:46,540 - What the hell is that? - It's a check for a million dollars. 1046 01:08:46,610 --> 01:08:49,340 I sold my cartoon. My dad said I couldn't sell my cartoon. 1047 01:08:49,410 --> 01:08:52,180 But guess what? I sold my cartoon... 1048 01:08:52,250 --> 01:08:54,650 for a million dollars! 1049 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,450 - Shh! - I got a million dollars for my little drawings! 1050 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,520 - No, no, no. - For my little drawings! 1051 01:08:59,590 --> 01:09:02,890 Don't rub on Mr. Lee. No, no, no, no. Not my plant. 1052 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,530 Give me my plant, Gord. Gord, give-- 1053 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,430 Don't you see? I don't have to take his crap anymore. 1054 01:09:11,030 --> 01:09:14,070 You're right. You've done it. 1055 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:16,200 You don't even have to live in their basement anymore. 1056 01:09:16,270 --> 01:09:20,980 Look, just give me $100,000 in cash, put the rest in my checking/savings account. 1057 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,350 What do you want with 100 grand, Gord? 1058 01:09:25,410 --> 01:09:28,280 Hmm! Hmm! 1059 01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:30,390 - Hmm! - No. 1060 01:09:30,450 --> 01:09:32,990 - Don't-- Don't do that. - I wonder! 1061 01:09:33,050 --> 01:09:35,620 I wonder! I wonder! 1062 01:09:49,370 --> 01:09:53,270 Betty! Betty, come to the window! 1063 01:09:53,340 --> 01:09:56,580 Betty! Betty! 1064 01:09:56,650 --> 01:10:00,050 Gord? Gord, is that you? 1065 01:10:00,110 --> 01:10:02,920 Look at me, Betty! I'm flying! 1066 01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:11,730 - Gord, what do you want? - Meet me on the roof! 1067 01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:15,900 Meet me on the roof, Betty, please! 1068 01:10:25,470 --> 01:10:29,610 ♪ When a man loves a woman ♪ 1069 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:34,120 ♪ Can't keep his mind on nothin' else ♪ 1070 01:10:34,180 --> 01:10:39,390 ♪ He'd trade the world for a good thing he's found ♪ 1071 01:10:39,450 --> 01:10:44,490 ♪ If she is bad he can't see it ♪ 1072 01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,230 ♪ She can do no wrong ♪ 1073 01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,230 Gord, what are you doing? 1074 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,500 ♪ Turn his back on his best friend ♪ 1075 01:10:51,570 --> 01:10:53,540 ♪ If he put her down ♪ 1076 01:10:52,230 --> 01:10:53,540 What? 1077 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,540 I saw you on TV-- 1078 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:58,610 ♪ When a man loves a woman ♪ 1079 01:10:58,670 --> 01:11:00,680 Gord, I can't hear you! 1080 01:11:00,740 --> 01:11:04,410 I saw you on TV, and you inspired me to keep trying. 1081 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:08,120 So I did it, and I sold my animations and-- 1082 01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:13,720 Remember that day I lied to you and told you that I was a stockbroker? 1083 01:11:13,790 --> 01:11:16,830 Guess what? Now I really am rich, and-- Here. 1084 01:11:19,060 --> 01:11:21,060 - I have a bag of jewels for you. - Gord. 1085 01:11:21,130 --> 01:11:25,630 - Gord-- - They're jewels, Betty. They're jewels. 1086 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:28,570 I got them all for you. 1087 01:11:29,970 --> 01:11:32,010 But Gord, I don't care about jewels. 1088 01:11:32,070 --> 01:11:36,040 I just wanna-- I just wanna suck your cock. 1089 01:11:37,350 --> 01:11:39,950 Do you-- Do you really mean that, Betty? 1090 01:11:41,450 --> 01:11:43,690 Yes, Gord. 1091 01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:46,990 Even if you were poor, I'd still just wanna stay home and-- 1092 01:11:50,260 --> 01:11:52,090 and suck your cock. 1093 01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:59,530 ♪ When a man loves a woman♪ 1094 01:11:55,140 --> 01:11:55,900 Oh, Betty. 1095 01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:59,530 Oh, Gordy. 1096 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,200 ♪ Down deep in his soul ♪ 1097 01:12:02,270 --> 01:12:04,770 ♪ She can bring him ♪ 1098 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:10,010 - Are you crying, you silly? - No! No! 1099 01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:14,080 - Yes, you are. - Okay, maybe just a little. 1100 01:12:14,150 --> 01:12:18,650 I gotta go! I gotta go! 1101 01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:20,720 Okay. But where are you going, Gord? 1102 01:12:20,790 --> 01:12:24,830 I'm going to see my daddy! 1103 01:12:24,890 --> 01:12:27,600 ♪ When a man loves a woman ♪ 1104 01:12:24,890 --> 01:12:27,600 Good luck, Gord Good luck! 1105 01:12:27,660 --> 01:12:32,300 I'm going to see my daddy! 1106 01:12:32,370 --> 01:12:35,270 Good luck, Gordy! 1107 01:12:35,340 --> 01:12:37,970 My daddy! My daddy! 1108 01:13:49,610 --> 01:13:51,650 Somebody in this room? 1109 01:13:53,310 --> 01:13:55,150 I'll kick your ass. 1110 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:04,090 Fuck. 1111 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:08,300 Sweetp dreams, Daddy. 1112 01:14:16,340 --> 01:14:19,010 You see, Mr. Brody? This part here, that's the trickiest part. 1113 01:14:19,070 --> 01:14:20,840 It'll take 30 men. 1114 01:14:20,910 --> 01:14:24,680 Believe me, it would be a lot cheaper if you just tear the whole thing down and-- 1115 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:26,750 Money's no object. 1116 01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:28,820 'Cause I had a million dollars, okay? 1117 01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:31,420 And then I spent $150,000 on the jewels, okay? 1118 01:14:31,490 --> 01:14:35,020 And then I spent $100,000-- I rented a helicopter, okay? 1119 01:14:35,090 --> 01:14:37,660 And then you add this $750,000, that's all my money. 1120 01:14:37,730 --> 01:14:41,900 That's all my money, gone. It's a million dollars gone. 1121 01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,600 - Easy come, easy go. - Yeah. 1122 01:14:44,670 --> 01:14:46,740 I tell ya. 1123 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,950 Oh, yeah, Frida. That's the ticket. 1124 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:20,070 Where in the fuck's that water? 1125 01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:41,460 Surprise, Daddy! We're in Pakistan! 1126 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,660 I thought we could go sew some soccer balls together! 1127 01:15:44,730 --> 01:15:47,400 Pakistan? Pakistan? 1128 01:15:47,460 --> 01:15:49,800 That's a fuckin' camel! 1129 01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:52,700 We're going for a ride, Daddy! 1130 01:15:56,270 --> 01:15:58,170 What is going on? 1131 01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:03,210 What is going on? Why the hell did you do this to me? 1132 01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:09,020 - Oh, no! - Stop! Stop! 1133 01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:22,930 Dad, uh-- 1134 01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:34,680 There ain't gonna be no discussion from now on! 1135 01:16:34,740 --> 01:16:37,280 I'm gonna kick your ass! 1136 01:16:37,350 --> 01:16:39,280 I'm gonna kill you! 1137 01:16:39,350 --> 01:16:41,420 Hey! Hey, hey! 1138 01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:44,720 You're fuckin' dead. 1139 01:16:48,660 --> 01:16:52,730 Oh, God. 1140 01:16:52,790 --> 01:16:57,070 You didn't know I could run this fast, did you, fuck-face? Hey! 1141 01:16:57,130 --> 01:16:59,330 You better run, you little shit! 1142 01:17:02,940 --> 01:17:06,410 Look at me, Daddy! 1143 01:17:06,530 --> 01:17:09,540 Oh! Look at me! 1144 01:17:09,610 --> 01:17:11,750 Look at me, Daddy! Look what I can do! 1145 01:17:11,810 --> 01:17:15,520 What the fuck do you think you're doing, you sick son of a bitch? 1146 01:17:15,580 --> 01:17:17,420 Look! Oh! 1147 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:31,330 Dad? 1148 01:17:38,470 --> 01:17:40,340 Oh! 1149 01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:45,110 Gord. Are you okay? 1150 01:17:45,180 --> 01:17:47,050 I think so. 1151 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:51,090 Shit. 1152 01:17:51,150 --> 01:17:53,090 I wanna ask you something, all right? 1153 01:17:53,150 --> 01:17:56,620 How the fuck did you afford all this? 1154 01:17:56,690 --> 01:17:58,490 Where'd you get the money? 1155 01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:02,360 I got a job. 1156 01:18:02,430 --> 01:18:06,600 I'm an animator. I'm a real animator. 1157 01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:10,400 A job? You mean your doodles? 1158 01:18:10,470 --> 01:18:14,040 Yeah, Dad. I sold them. 1159 01:18:14,110 --> 01:18:17,350 They gave me a million dollars for my drawings. 1160 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:22,550 Good God Almighty, Gord! A million dollars? 1161 01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:24,520 This doodlin' thing's for real. 1162 01:18:24,590 --> 01:18:29,320 Yeah, you must be a pretty damn good doodler, aren't you? 1163 01:18:29,390 --> 01:18:33,630 Look, I know we've had our differences. 1164 01:18:33,690 --> 01:18:37,100 You and I never really see eye to eye, but I learned something. 1165 01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:39,630 - I could see that. - No. 1166 01:18:39,700 --> 01:18:41,470 Not just how to whack off an elephant. 1167 01:18:42,970 --> 01:18:46,040 I learned to believe in myself. 1168 01:18:46,110 --> 01:18:48,880 And I'm sorry if you're ashamed of me sometimes... 1169 01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:52,810 because I do things a little differently, but I got that from you. 1170 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:57,720 'Cause you always do things your own way, no matter what other people think. 1171 01:18:57,790 --> 01:19:00,820 Maybe I needed to do the same. 1172 01:19:03,390 --> 01:19:06,290 I know I'll never be the man you want me to be, 1173 01:19:06,360 --> 01:19:08,200 but I'm your son. 1174 01:19:10,260 --> 01:19:12,370 And I want you to be proud. 1175 01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:22,080 Son, you did it. 1176 01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:26,110 I am proud of you. 1177 01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:29,280 Proud? 1178 01:19:29,350 --> 01:19:31,350 Proud. 1179 01:19:31,420 --> 01:19:33,290 What is this? 1180 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:49,370 Topping world news tonight: 1181 01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:51,370 The creator of a popular television show... 1182 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:54,310 has been captured by villagers in Pakistan. 1183 01:19:54,380 --> 01:19:57,550 The American State Department has confirmed that Gordon Brody, 1184 01:19:57,610 --> 01:20:00,680 creator of the animated series Zebras in America-- 1185 01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:03,620 ...creator of the animated series Zebras in America-- 1186 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,920 ...were taken hostage earlier today while vacationing in the Thar Desert-- 1187 01:20:06,990 --> 01:20:11,130 ...while vacationing in the Thar Desert along the Pakistan-India border. 1188 01:20:11,190 --> 01:20:14,160 At this hour, their conditions are not known. 1189 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:35,480 The world got its first glimpse of Gordon and Jim Brody. 1190 01:20:35,550 --> 01:20:38,550 Earlier today, the Pentagon released this videotape... 1191 01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:41,120 which they received from the captors. 1192 01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:41,120 Why are we watching this? 1193 01:20:41,190 --> 01:20:43,390 - Are you still in love with your husband? - No, Shaq, honey. 1194 01:20:43,460 --> 01:20:46,930 That's my son-- my little baby boy. They're holding him hostage. 1195 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,800 - I'm just being a concerned mom. - Yeah, whatever. 1196 01:20:49,860 --> 01:20:51,900 I did all this for you-- nipples pierced. 1197 01:20:51,970 --> 01:20:53,800 Can he do it like this? Huh? 1198 01:20:53,870 --> 01:20:56,900 Can he do it like that? Or do all this? Do all that? 1199 01:20:56,970 --> 01:21:00,010 ...to bring the Brody's home alive. 1200 01:21:00,070 --> 01:21:02,740 A happy ending in the Brody hostage crisis. 1201 01:21:02,810 --> 01:21:07,020 After 18 months in captivity, the father and son were freed yesterday. 1202 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:11,020 Gordon and Jim Brody were expected to return to their home in Portland today... 1203 01:21:11,090 --> 01:21:13,620 where the real healing will begin. 1204 01:21:13,690 --> 01:21:17,660 The mayor and the city have organized a celebration for the Brodys' return. 1205 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:38,150 Hey, Gord! 1206 01:22:13,850 --> 01:22:16,850 - Wait for me! - Andy, no! 1207 01:22:18,050 --> 01:22:19,150 Andy! 1208 01:22:19,220 --> 01:22:21,360 No! 1209 01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:25,490 Daddy! I'm okay! I'm okay! 1210 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,330 I'm okay, Daddy! 1211 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:30,800 ♪ May I have your attention, please? ♪ 1212 01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:34,000 ♪ May I have your attention, please? ♪ 1213 01:22:34,070 --> 01:22:37,470 ♪ Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? ♪ 1214 01:22:37,540 --> 01:22:41,480 ♪ I repeat: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? ♪ 1215 01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,580 ♪ We're gonna have a problem here. ♪ 1216 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:45,810 ♪ Y'all act like you never seen a white person before ♪ 1217 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:48,480 ♪ Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door ♪ 1218 01:22:48,550 --> 01:22:52,390 You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet! 1219 01:22:52,450 --> 01:22:55,620 - He's a stupid-- He's a stupid-- - Not stupid. 1220 01:22:55,690 --> 01:22:58,230 - He's stupid! He's stupid! - Not stupid. Not stupid. 1221 01:22:58,290 --> 01:23:01,230 Ooh! Now I'm stinky! 1222 01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:05,530 Now I'm stinky! Now-- Now I'm stinky! 1223 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,570 - It's a monster! - What the hell are you doin'? 1224 01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:10,540 You're a tasty monster. 1225 01:23:13,070 --> 01:23:15,910 Uh-oh! Oh! Oh! 1226 01:23:50,940 --> 01:23:54,320 Get off...up your... oh. 1227 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,450 What the fuck am I doing? 1228 01:23:58,520 --> 01:24:01,620 ♪ Yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating ♪ 1229 01:24:01,690 --> 01:24:04,260 ♪ So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up ♪ 1230 01:24:04,330 --> 01:24:06,490 ♪ Please stand up Please stand up ♪ 1231 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,900 ♪ I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us. ♪ 1232 01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:17,440 ♪ Let's all stand up. ♪ 1233 01:24:40,590 --> 01:24:42,600 ♪ One, two! Do the Freddy! ♪ 1234 01:24:42,660 --> 01:24:45,080 ♪ Do the Freddy, do the Freddy Do the Freddy, do the Freddy ♪ 1235 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:47,450 ♪ Hunch your shoulders, bulge your eyes Jump around and don't ask why! ♪ 1236 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,800 ♪ Do the Freddy, do the Freddy Do the Freddy, do the Freddy ♪ 1237 01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:12,930 ♪ Whether I'm right ♪ 1238 01:25:12,990 --> 01:25:15,530 ♪ Or whether I'm wrong ♪ 1239 01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:18,100 ♪ Whether I find a place in this world ♪ 1240 01:25:18,170 --> 01:25:20,230 ♪ Or never belong ♪ 1241 01:25:20,300 --> 01:25:22,840 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪ 1242 01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:25,370 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪ 1243 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:30,210 ♪ What else can I be but what I am ♪ 1244 01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:33,050 ♪ I wanna live ♪ 1245 01:25:33,110 --> 01:25:35,720 ♪ Not merely survive ♪ 1246 01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:38,350 ♪ And I won't give up this dream of life ♪ 1247 01:25:38,420 --> 01:25:40,520 ♪ That keeps me alive ♪ 1248 01:25:40,590 --> 01:25:43,020 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪ 1249 01:25:43,090 --> 01:25:45,630 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪ 1250 01:25:45,690 --> 01:25:50,830 ♪ The dream that I see makes me what I am ♪ 1251 01:25:50,900 --> 01:25:53,170 ♪ That faraway prize ♪ 1252 01:25:53,230 --> 01:25:55,700 ♪ A world of success ♪ 1253 01:25:55,770 --> 01:26:00,870 ♪ Is waitin' for me if I heed the call ♪ 1254 01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:03,310 ♪ I won't settle down ♪ 1255 01:26:03,380 --> 01:26:05,910 ♪ Or settle for less ♪ 1256 01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:10,950 ♪ As long as there is a chance that I can have it all ♪ 1257 01:26:11,020 --> 01:26:13,420 ♪ I'll go it alone ♪ 1258 01:26:13,490 --> 01:26:15,920 ♪ That's how it must be ♪ 1259 01:26:15,990 --> 01:26:18,590 ♪ I can't be right for nobody else ♪ 1260 01:26:18,660 --> 01:26:21,060 ♪ If I'm not right for me ♪ 1261 01:26:21,130 --> 01:26:23,400 ♪ I gotta be free ♪ 1262 01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:26,330 ♪ I gotta be free ♪ 1263 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,600 ♪ Daring to try to do it or die ♪ 1264 01:26:28,670 --> 01:26:30,900 ♪ I've gotta be me ♪ 1265 01:26:30,970 --> 01:26:33,540 ♪ I've gotta be me I've gotta be me ♪ 1266 01:26:33,610 --> 01:26:35,940 ♪ I've gotta be me I've gotta be me ♪ 1267 01:26:36,010 --> 01:26:38,780 ♪ I've gotta be me I've gotta be me ♪ 1268 01:26:38,850 --> 01:26:43,650 ♪ One, two, three Gotta be me ♪ 1269 01:26:57,160 --> 01:26:59,030 And cut!